Barack <3 Pie

Me too, Obama, me too. Guys, when you vote Obama, he promises to make a pie for you.

Yes We Can... carve pumpkins! And then make pie.

Barack Obama's so highballin' the monies that he has his own TV channel, soon-to-be Prime Time Telly Show and now billboards in video games. This is truly, the greatest campaign ever waged in terms of complete p0wnage.

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The Latest, Greatest Eleventh Doctor rumor from Lying in the Gutters.

I won't even lie. The idea that the FUCKING MARQUIS DE CARABAS is (potentially) on the short list to be the Eleventh Doctor is the greatest idea ever.

My Brother and I:

Brother comes into room.

Brother: Guess what the stock market is at?

Me: (bored) What?

Brother: IT'S OVERRRRRRRRRR 9000!

Me: (lifts brow) Is it really?

Brother: No, I just wanted to say it.

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