Today's Twitters

[skywaterblue]

• 13:01 went with chicken and a salad. out of silk vanilla soy creamer. why's that stuff gotta be so good and ALSO corn syrup free? #
• 17:54 i have the liquor. I am debate ready. #
• 18:53 Have abandoned drinking game. Thinking Obama did well first half. Is getting slowly better. #
• 19:58 could've been worse. Basically a tie because walnuts didn't have a meltdown. #
• 23:47 Catching the Rachel Maddow reair. Because I luf her. #
• 08:21 Hey. It's also Rosh Hashana. I fail at Judaism. #
• 09:49 hi ho, hi ho, off to canvass i go. #

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