Stolen from fashionbeast

[skywaterblue]

Which would be harder for you, telling someone you love them or telling them you don't?
I don't like telling people I don't love them. It happens a lot.

Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to?
My brother? We're fucking RELATED and we don't HATE EACH OTHER and in this family, that counts for a lot.

Name a lyric from the last song you listened to:

Hey you with the pretty face
Welcome to the human race

How many windows are open on your computer?
Seven.

What are you doing after this?
I don't know, that's why I'm doing it.

Do you like hugs?
Yes. I also like cuddles. Really.

Are you a loud person?
Probably?

Are you wearing underwear right now?
No.

Did you go to sleep last night smiling?
I don't remember. I passed out watching television.

What makes you happy in life?
Traveling. The once every three months perfection of finding a really good fanfic that's IC and has hot smut and a plot and doesn't give you hives from lack of feminism. Green apples. Vibrators. The feeling of perfect focus when you're working on something. Bittorrent.

How's your mood?
I'm in a deeply pleasant state of ennui.

Does everyone deserve a second chance?
Yes. It's when they fuck it up that I get angry.

Do you have a best friend(s)?
I have Cooper and Noelle.

Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
Metaphorically, I believe that the bashert is a beautiful meme.

Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes. And then again, no.

What is/are your favorite colors?
Black. Tan. Chocolate brown. Rusty red and salmon. White.

Have you ever found it hard to tell anyone you like them?
No?

If someone liked you would you want them to tell you?
Yes.

Is there someone you really can't stop thinking about?
Sexy sexy David Tennant, making me question my gender preference.

Baseball or football?
Soccer, you fucking tosser.

Will you be in a relationship in four months?
Probably fucking not. That would require being able to socialize with people who don't have an opinion on Doctor Who or Frank Miller.

What are you excited for?
fashionbeast is coming to visit! Christmas Doctor Who, mainly because I think they might announce Eleven after the episode. New season of Mad Men, eventually. Battlestar Galactica's final season.

What was the last thing you spent your money on?
I just upped my Netflix to two movies a month.

Has someone ever made you a promise and broke it?
Only everyone I know. C'mon.

Have you ever cried in front of a friend?
... hm. I'm sure I have cried in front of Noelle at some point.

Who would you consider your first REAL relationship?
Uh. I don't know. Ask me when I finally figure out how to keep someone who doesn't read comics for more than the night.

Who was the last person to tell you they love you?
... all of these questions are judging my relative worth on my romantic life, are they not? I have bugger-all-idea. Probably Noelle, since Cooper is not warm and cuddly.

Will you talk to the person you like on the phone tonight?
I will not be talking to anyone on the phone tonight, as I have not paid the bill. HA.

Who was the last person you went out to eat with?
My family, just now, for birthday dinner.

Two feelings at the moment?
Oh shit, what'm I gonna do the rest of the night?

What will you be doing this Friday?
Possibly I will go to First Friday.

What did you realize today?
... I gotta remember to call Verizon tomorrow.

Day been rough?
No.

Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell?
No.

When did you last go to the mall?
I went to a mall in LA last week.

What did you buy?
Nothing, I am unemployed, fool.

Last thing to make you smile?
Hooking my iPod to my dad's car and blasting ELO down the freeway.

If you're sleeping and someone calls you what do you say?
I hang up.

Feel like talking to someone that you haven't in a while?
No.

Expecting something to change in the next month?
No.

Ready for Breast Attack on Fuck Mountain?
I AM ALWAYS READY FOR BREAST ATTACK ON FUCK MOUNTAIN. HULLO.

Are you keeping a big secret right now?
No.

Do you forgive and forget?
I do not forvive, I do not forget. I have over 9000 penises and they are ALL RAPING YOUR CHILDREN.

Who was the last person you were mad at?
Cooper.

Do you get shy around the guy/girl you like?
No.

Imagine you are outside, it is a dark night, you're alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone, who do you call?

I don't call anyone, I look behind me to see if they're genuinely a threat and then reach for my keys.

If you married the person you last texted, what would your name be?
That would be gross, for that person was my brother. However, my name would be the same.

What did you do/will you do for your birthday this year?
I stuffed myself full of treify crab, followed by coffee and a slice of chocolate cake.