How about some more dork talk?

[skywaterblue]

Quick, which Star Trek movie are we watching! A flowchart handy-guide. Print it out and give to your non-Trekkie family members.

Right off the heels of the OMG BEATLES GAME video is the Opening Animation to said Beatles Game. OMG. It's too cute. I'm tempted to make icons. I admit though, it's kind of weird that it just fades out to the game post-psychedelia. We already know there's a rooftop stage for Let It Be...

Admit it: this is the only band game you'll want to buy to see how they do story mode.

Comments

[lornelover.livejournal.com]

The flowchart is awesome, but inaccurate. Search for Spock does indeed suck. Even with Klingon!Doc Brown, it sucks like a giant sucking thing.

[skywaterblue.livejournal.com]

IDK, I've watched it twice recently. It doesn't suck, but neither is it awesome. It falls somewhere into the gaping middle of meh.

Merits of Search for Spock: crazy!McCoy - especially the scene where he tries to nerve pinch a guy, Sarek showing up at Kirk's place and being all, "I'm cool with your gay relationship with my son, but you fucking lost his katra?" Uhura cutting a bitch. Kirk not killing that Klingon, just because he was done with death for the day.

Un-merits of Search for Spock: interminably long baby!Spock scenes followed by uncomfortable finger-touching pon farr cut away, the fight scenes in general, long ass Vulcan ritual feels long-ass, annoying recap and long lead up at the beginning because it was before VHS...

What I mean is: it sucks less than the first and fifth one, and it's still better than Genesis.

[trollish.livejournal.com]

Very accurate, save for the 6th, which I rather liked, if only to hear Sulu say "FLY HER APART THEN!"

[skywaterblue.livejournal.com]

I love 6.

[bexatious.livejournal.com]

I love 6. I love the evens. I'm so a sheep. Well, I stopped loving the evens at 10. So, technically, I love 2,4,6,8,11. OMG IT'S THE TIME OF THE ODDS NOW!

[skywaterblue.livejournal.com]

Does that mean that the sequel is going to suck? :0

[bexatious.livejournal.com]

I WILL CRY AND CRY AND CRY SOME MORE IF IT DOES.

[trollish.livejournal.com]

On the wikipedia page for 11 there's a comment there about how Simon Pegg(I believe it was him) in a previous movie stated that all the odd numbered films sucked, his response "Fate put me here to prove myself wrong"

[bexatious.livejournal.com]

If anyone can fix things it's Shaun.

[lornelover.livejournal.com]

Apparently one of the working titles for the reboot was "Star Trek Zero", and thus even, and thus win.

Personally, I'm a fan of a theory I saw over at TWOP once about a sekrit Trek movie that came out between Insurrection and Nemesis, aka Galaxy Quest. Thus, GQ=10=WIN, Nemesis=11=SUCK. ST09=12=MOTHERFUCKINGWIN.

[bexatious.livejournal.com]

GQ = FTMFW

THEORY = FTMFW*∞

[lornelover.livejournal.com]

You have almost convinced me to rewatch 3. Or perhaps watch for the first time, because I don't think I've ever sat through the whole thing in one go.

Weirdly, I have a sort of not-quite-hate for 5. UNEXPECTED SPOCK BROTHER FOR THE NOT ENTIRELY LOSE!