Funny:

[skywaterblue]

My mom was complaining that her pastor isn't a real American, because he's a Canadian. So I was all, trade me for Canadian citizenship.

My Dad: Jesus, we've got a black President and a Democratic Congress, what more could you want?
Me: Socialized medicine and legalized pot.

I thought the second episode of Kings was pretty good as well, but they should try and tone down the symbolism just a touch.

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Come and knock on our door...

[fashionbeast.livejournal.com]

It's legal under state law, but still illegal under federal law! On the same night! In the same restaurant! Coming up at nine on "Liberal Daughter!"

But now, stay tuned for yet another sitcom about a past hisvprime stand up comic! Louie Anderson stars in "I'm Fat, I'm Depressed, I Don't Care."