Another Actual Conversation:

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My brother: The Doctor powers the TARDIS on roundhouse kicks.

Me: (through cookie) Oh. Well, when the Doctor does pushups, he doesn't push up, he pushes the Earth down.

My brother: Davros powered the reality bomb off of TWO Chuck Norrises.

Me: Chuck Norris and anti-Chuck Norris?

My brother: Yeah. And then the Doctor stopped him by switching them around.

Me: You might even say... he reversed the polarity.

(And then we ate cookies, good night.)