The Quickest Fail in The West

[skywaterblue]

My driving test was at 10:30, and I had failed by like, 10:35.

...because guess what the awesome test instructor asked me to do first? PARALLEL PARK. AWESOME.

And then he yelled at me for blowing through one of the bazillion stop signs at the DMV parking lot and made noises like "Oh, I was going to let you take the rest of the test." To which I said: "I hit the barrel, asswipe, it's an automatic fail."

So anyway. I hope I don't get that guy on December 31st at 11am. Because that would be awkward.

Comments

[stuwest.livejournal.com]

It took me four attempts to pass. You'll almost certainly do better than that. (The third time, I failed in the last 30 seconds. I dunno if that's better or worse than the first five minutes.)

[skywaterblue.livejournal.com]

Ouch. That sounds shitty.