skywaterblue: (ambrose bierce hates you)
skywaterblue ([personal profile] skywaterblue) wrote2008-11-20 11:06 am
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The Quickest Fail in The West

My driving test was at 10:30, and I had failed by like, 10:35.

...because guess what the awesome test instructor asked me to do first? PARALLEL PARK. AWESOME.

And then he yelled at me for blowing through one of the bazillion stop signs at the DMV parking lot and made noises like "Oh, I was going to let you take the rest of the test." To which I said: "I hit the barrel, asswipe, it's an automatic fail."

So anyway. I hope I don't get that guy on December 31st at 11am. Because that would be awkward.