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I had a shitty day at work yesterday, which I don't want to talk about... I was supposed to come in to work today too, but my mom needs to go to a doctor's appointment, so I don't have a car. They didn't tell me they'd need me until last night, and my mother didn't tell me she needed to go to the doctor's until this morning because she assumed I would be off, so it all caused a big clusterfuck. AWESOME.

Here's some other stuff that happened:

My sister got her driver's license AND she voted, so we've all voted yay! I wasn't home for this but my brother was and says my dad was far more thrilled that my sister got her lazy bum boyfriend to vote than he was at her having a license.

Also, Cooper and I saw 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno', the title of which has inexplicably been appended in all the commercials to just 'Zack and Miri'. Not sure what's so offensive about the word porno, and the film has full frontal nudity in it so... what exactly was the point of that?

I don't want to be too spoilery, but you do see Mews' entire dong, so for those of you curious about what Jay would look like in the sack, there it is. Seth Rogan is still charming, much less charming when he shaves the beard off. Also, he's a fat bearded guy in a Kevin Smith film, you do the math. We laughed straight through it, though, and it's easily Kevin Smith's most affecting romcom since Chasing Amy. It is also very much a Kevin Smith film -- but they've tried to tone it down so an unsuspecting audience doesn't KNOW, you know?

And then Cooper got on my nerves, I was a super bitchface, and then I started my period unexpectedly! YAY! Best day ever!

Also naked:

kadymae's hubby Ralph. In the Paper this morning. Hurrah! Nakedness abounds.

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The suck is like a virus and we've all been infected. :(

::hugs::

*bleeds after being squished*

I feel super gross and irritable. DEATH TO HUMANITY, I SAY.

I'm all for that. How do you propose we go about it? Right now, I've got Slitheen in my head trying to provoke war between the US and Britain. :P

The Slitheen is McCain, right? They couldn't fit in an Obama suit!

I would hope so! Our Obama is not possibly a Slitheen. He's on the good side. :)

(He can be Harriet Jones. :))

He's the Doctor. Look at his skinny ass in those suits. :p

I'm still trying to figure out how to quilt a dalek and/or TARDIS with the minimum of fuss.

I think you probably have spoiled this film for me, but in a good way. The chances of me paying cash money to watch Jason Mewes going "Snootch to the nootch!!" with his cock out are now substantially lower than they were five minutes ago.

I didn't mention the actual gross out scene. By the point Mewes' cock shows up, you're pretty numb to seeing it. I say pretty numb but the audience yelped, so maybe not that numb.

Also: his character is less annoying in this one. It's Kevin Smith toned down.

Still, glad to perform a service.

I don't want to be too spoilery, but you do see Mews' entire dong

Even the underside, and the parts that would normally be covered by little wrinkly bits? And at what magnification?

*eyeroll*

The commercials just now started calling it "Zack And Miri," I'd seen a bunch that included "Make A Porno." I have a big crush on Elizabeth Banks.

:) She's super attractive in this. And naked!