Today's Twitters

• 14:50 got her permit! #
• 17:28 found out that cable bill hasn't been paid by parents again. Remind me... Wasn't I moving back to work on my credit? #
• 17:40 is at lauren's art show. #
• 18:02 leaving already i guess. That's what i get for bringing my mother. #

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Remember: We Did It For Teh LULZ

Oprah. Oh my god. I can't believe how epic this p0wnage was, guys.

No, wait a minute...

Lulz are not over for the night.

Maureen Dowd hands column over to Sorkin's epic Bartlet/Obama fic.

What? I am NOT EVEN JOKING. What the fucking fuck tonight.

Oh dear.

I bought one of those sonic screwdrivers. As far as toys go, my brother was handily impressed, but I'm a tougher nugget to crack and found that reality is wanting, because my new sonic screwdriver doesn't ACTUALLY do anything.

This guy put a USB port on the end, but I'm kind of surprised at the lack of weird hacks for the toy.