Today's Twitters

• 18:41 Nnngh, David Schuster. I went to wal-mart and came back for Rachel. #
• 12:00 says, "Bagels and lox make everything better." #

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WHAT WHAT WHAT

John McCain suspending campaign to go back to Congress and work on bailout bill. Barack Obama followed suit about three minutes later.

NO DEBATE? FUCK I ALREADY BOUGHT THE NACHOS.

(Well, no. More like I had already budgeted for the booze.)

More Breaking News:

Obama Camp: Fuck that noise, we're debating on Friday.

Keith Olbermann takes John McCain's spot on Letterman tonight.

I believe that is what we here on the internets like to call 'net plus win'.

Stuff I liked:

This chart on legal immigration to the United States from Reason. Mainly because having to work with My Previously Crazy Not!Boss and having to listen to her talk racist smack all day made me long for something like this that I could tape to her forehead.

In conclusion: IMMIGRATION = NOT AS EASY AS YOU THINK IT IS.

More cute Mad Men illustrations!

I think I might buy that one of Joan and the Copier.

Wired article on the utter timelessness that is Weird Al Yankovich.