The first thing you should know is that I've been fighting an UNEXPECTED hangover all day. Which I don't understand because I didn't actually drink that much at Monte's party: a hard cider, and two shots of vodka over a period of nine hours barely puts a dent in my system, especially since I had dinner, and then party food, and then Monte's birthday cake...
...wtf, body, wtf.
Maybe it was mixing cider with vodka. I don't even know.
1. Anyway: Prop 8: Yeah, that happened. I was going to go to the protest, I really was, but when 4pm rolled around and I wasn't feeling any more alive than I had at 10am, I realized it wasn't going to happen.
2. Sonia Sotomayor: An OKAY choice, but nothing exciting there. Call me crazy, but when your name has been on the list for the last three open spots on the court, and political commentators are kind of struggling to think of a really interesting decision you've written, that's a sign you're a boring choice.
3. The Governor General of Canada ate a seal's heart today. Raw. Out of a freshly clubbed seal. So: she's officially the hardest world leader ever.
4. Which is why North Korea has decided to go more bugshit, as obviously Kim Jong Il feels threatened by anyone who will eat the still-beating heart of a seal.
...wtf, body, wtf.
Maybe it was mixing cider with vodka. I don't even know.
1. Anyway: Prop 8: Yeah, that happened. I was going to go to the protest, I really was, but when 4pm rolled around and I wasn't feeling any more alive than I had at 10am, I realized it wasn't going to happen.
2. Sonia Sotomayor: An OKAY choice, but nothing exciting there. Call me crazy, but when your name has been on the list for the last three open spots on the court, and political commentators are kind of struggling to think of a really interesting decision you've written, that's a sign you're a boring choice.
3. The Governor General of Canada ate a seal's heart today. Raw. Out of a freshly clubbed seal. So: she's officially the hardest world leader ever.
4. Which is why North Korea has decided to go more bugshit, as obviously Kim Jong Il feels threatened by anyone who will eat the still-beating heart of a seal.