Something I Just Realized About Candy

[skywaterblue]

... Mounds and Almond Joy. Not only is the jingle hilarious to all six year olds everywhere, don't they look like little chocolate clitorii? And after realizing this, I realized they're named ALMOND JOY and MOUNDS.

My candy is lesbian candy. :(

Comments

[sarken.livejournal.com]

*goes downstairs to eat an Almond Joy*

[powerof3.livejournal.com]

...and that's a bad thing?

[littleowl.livejournal.com]

HA! These things had never occurred to me.
But then, I don't like either. Since one is coconut and one has almonds.

[jordan179.livejournal.com]

Almond Joy is a cross-dresser. Mounds isn't.